I don't know

Close your eyes (well open them so you can finish reading) and imagine Bill Cosby's skit "Bill Cosby as himself" remember the part where he is asking his children why they did something and you get that chin to the chest, eyes to the floor whiny "I don't know". It's usually when they are in trouble and know it. Last weekend we had bacon with breakfast. Nice deli cut black pepper bacon. Andrew wanted 'more' so Dad gave up two of the nicest pieces because their not spoiled or anything. Andrew dawdled at eating (I know unbelievable) and eventually asked if he could eat on the deck. We thought it was weird but Paul said yes. Awhile later I went out to get his plate and something in the pine tree caught my eye. I went in and asked Andrew, "Is that your bacon in the pine tree?" "Yes", "How did get there", "I threw it", as Pauls eyes are about to pop out I asked why......"I don't know"But really I'm just curious, what on earth made that thought pop into your little brain?